wowfunniestposts:

what a funny blog

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black people: black pride!
native people: native pride!
latino people: latino pride!
gay people: gay pride!
white people: white pri- *stabbed and then burned alive*
germans: .....

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

striderkind:

vonnabeee:

Since hussie wont let them meet anytime soon, imma just.. draw them being cool kids.

Well, this is my first attempt at doing animation, so it’s really scratchy… i dont know how to use CS5 LOL. YOLO. orig here

SCREAMS FOREVER

pizzaforpresident:

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

plays

daswiener:

adriofthedead:

unreadablemind:

schrodingersvet:

theornerycolonel:

fytsharing:

There were a ton of comments telling you to watch this.

They are correct in every sense of the word.

Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottowa, I salute you.

Oh shit I remember my mom showing me this video years ago.

This is the greatest thing ever

I can’t breathe

“First Church of Christ, Filmmaker”

ahglskhdfhsf;

Watch this video.

Just.

Watch it till the end.

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fatsuya-suou:

hypothermiclegumes:

4gifs:

The Wheel spider is native to the Namib Desert and escapes predators by flipping onto its side and cartwheeling down sand dunes at speeds up to 44 turns per second.

WOW pop off douchebag

*rollerskate the fuck outta here*

Oh my god look at this fucking boss spider

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high resolution →

aishaneko:

edarow:

燕

For the love of gosh everyone follow this person’s tumblr -it is filled with the most fantastic art I have ever seen-

unsexual:

i think i understand why angelina jolie and brad pitt adopted their kids

aishaneko:

cocoavengers:

starcock:

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

i-wasmadetoberuled:

I regret nothing

screaming

fuq

im cryignfs

//WHEEZE//

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' ERRYWHERE: thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the...

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jazdev1820:

ok im crying

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